June 2010
4 posts
Writing letters. Day 1 — Your Best Friend
alibi:
Lauren,
We’ve had some periods of not talking. I can understand that though, both of us got caught up, etc. Anyway, that isn’t important anymore.
What is important, is that whenever we do goof off with each other, I feel safe again. It’s a familiar feeling and I’m just glad.
I met you 3 or so years ago and I still remember the nights we spent staying up saying “Let’s not EVER lose...
These are the conversations that make our summers...
[12:57:35 PM] Maria: Tatiana Kozhevnikov—who possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina—can lift 31 lbs. with the body builder between her legs. Check out this vid of her, uh, flexing while wearing a sweet gold jumpsuit. Nothing says “champion cooter” like lamé! [12:57:36 PM] Maria: THERE IS [12:57:37 PM] Maria: A [12:57:39 PM] Maria: VIDEO [12:57:42...
Cont.
[12:49:08 PM] Maria: Preferrably lucky charms [12:49:15 PM] Maria: Just saying [12:49:22 PM] Maria: xD
[12:48:07 PM] Maria: YES [12:48:16 PM] Maria: LIKE HOLY CRAP [12:48:18 PM] Lauren: I LOVE HIS BUTT DIMPLES [12:48:27 PM] Maria: I could eat cereal out of those dimples hnnnnng [12:48:28 PM] Maria: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
March 2010
8 posts
2 tags
LAUREN
alibi:
I see the skype tab thingy flashing but I’m not on my desktop, my brother is using it. D:
OH LOL I HOPE HE DOESN’T READ IT.
Watchfuckyeahpaulmccartney:
fuckyeahstephencolbert:
illneverloseaffection:
Paul McCartney on the Colbert Report (full episode)
AHHHH I’ve been waiting so long to see this!!!! Skip to 7:30 for Paul’s bit.
I AIN'T GIVIN YOU NO TREE FITTY YOU GODDAMN LOCH...
detoxtoretox:
wolfintestines:
(via misterfelder)
REBLOG IF you hated how My Life As Liz ended.
(via wordsoflove)
http://www.formspring.me/pasdelauren
My Life As Liz
wordsoflove:
BRYSON. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOUR EX LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE CREEP AND YOU CHOSE TO TAKE HER TO PROM? What the fuck? Didn’t you break up with her? Liz! YOU WANT LIZ. Not that girl. It’s obvious, it’s been obvious since the beginning you douche. Ugh. BUT COME MONDAY. HE NEEDS TO KISS HER.
On the other hand, LIZ AND SULLY ARE THE CUTEST BFF’S EVER. Other than...
February 2010
24 posts
REBLOG IF you hate awkwardly turning around in the...
wordsoflove:
monsterxmistyy:
mythornandmyrose:
thefairphantom:
ryanofcobleigh:
momobaybay:
allisonmackie:
(via idothattoo)
Story of my fucking life.
YES.
This always happens to me.
i just go the veeeerry long way to my lesson :’D
MY LIFE LMFAO
Omg almost everyday after lunch.
“I think people who can truly live a life in music are telling the world, “You...”
– George Harrison (via fuckyeahthebeatles)
(401): Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I...
holdmyhands:
fuckyeahlasett:
summerluvin:onceuponadecember:bearsgomeow:(via pigtailsbowsxsandos)
Usher vs. The Screaming Goat →
alibi:
fuckyeahslightlyamusing:
californiacornbread:
I’ve seen this float across the internet with a few different authors behind it. I’m not sure who it belongs to, but it is goddamn brilliant. (And fucking hilarious.)
OH MY GOD
I thought I was having a good day but now it is
BRILLIANT
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http://indyposted.com/11210/emi-selling-abbey-road-studios/
“Abbey Road Studios, owned by EMI is up for sale after the record companies dismal numbers have forced the organization to sell off many of their assets in an attempt to stay afloat”
This is just tragic ;;
2 tags
1 tag
Oh Tumblr, how I missed you.
1 tag
January 2010
2 posts
fuck yes →
(via jakeweber)
I wish I could re-live the day of that concert over and over. One of the most fun days of my entire life. Overly excited to hear the new album asdsakldj
This is amazing
maria: Oh my God Lauren
maria: please tell me
maria: you've seen this
maria: http://www.amazon.com/American-Tail-Dom-DeLuise/dp/B0000VV4W2/ref=pd_sim_d_3
lauren: OH, AN AMERICAN TAIL! D:
lauren: WHAT
lauren: WHAT
maria: OH
lauren: WHATTTTTT
maria: MY
lauren: kasjdlj
maria: GOD
maria: XD
lauren: WTF
December 2009
46 posts
Maria-
Well, apparently on Monday my dad is going to have a “chat” with me about helping my mom out (which seems irrelevant to me, I guess), but I feel really weird about it. So I’m going to be turning off my laptop and depriving myself of internet until Christmas so I can just. Not sit here when I should be doing other things I guess. The xbox also died, so no Beatles Rock Band for...
Yay
for two-hour delays :D
Someone should come to my house
to play Beatles Rock Band with me :(
