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Writing letters. Day 1 — Your Best Friend

alibi:

Lauren,

We’ve had some periods of not talking. I can understand that though, both of us got caught up, etc. Anyway, that isn’t important anymore.

What is important, is that whenever we do goof off with each other, I feel safe again. It’s a familiar feeling and I’m just glad.

I met you 3 or so years ago and I still remember the nights we spent staying up saying “Let’s not EVER lose contact.”

I’m going to keep that promise, okay? We’ll meet in person soon one day.

Love, Maria.

;-; <3

These are the conversations that make our summers unforgettable..

[12:57:35 PM] Maria: Tatiana Kozhevnikov—who possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina—can lift 31 lbs. with the body builder between her legs. Check out this vid of her, uh, flexing while wearing a sweet gold jumpsuit. Nothing says “champion cooter” like lamé!
[12:57:36 PM] Maria: THERE IS
[12:57:37 PM] Maria: A
[12:57:39 PM] Maria: VIDEO
[12:57:42 PM] Maria: FOR THIS
[12:57:52 PM] Lauren: WORLD’S STRONGEST VAGINA? XD
[12:57:54 PM] Maria: Like I wanna see
[12:57:55 PM] Maria: but
[12:57:58 PM] Maria: I’ll be in pain myself
[12:57:59 PM] Maria: xD
[12:58:23 PM] Maria: OWWWWWWWWWWWW NO DONT WATCH IT DONT WATCH IT
[12:58:28 PM] Lauren: OKAY OKAY
[12:58:54 PM] Lauren: OH GODDDDDDD I WATCHED IT
[12:58:56 PM] Lauren: OH GOD
[12:59:03 PM] Lauren: WHY DID YOU LET ME WATCH IT
[12:59:47 PM] Maria: I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO ARE YOU NUTS

Cont.

[12:49:08 PM] Maria: Preferrably lucky charms
[12:49:15 PM] Maria: Just saying
[12:49:22 PM] Maria: xD

[12:48:07 PM] Maria: YES
[12:48:16 PM] Maria: LIKE HOLY CRAP
[12:48:18 PM] Lauren: I LOVE HIS BUTT DIMPLES
[12:48:27 PM] Maria: I could eat cereal out of those dimples hnnnnng
[12:48:28 PM] Maria: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LAUREN

alibi:

I see the skype tab thingy flashing but I’m not on my desktop, my brother is using it. D:

OH LOL I HOPE HE DOESN’T READ IT.

I AIN’T GIVIN YOU NO TREE FITTY YOU GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER! GET YOUR OWN DAMN MONEY!

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